With the outright deceit, treachery and contempt the French have practiced recently against our nation; I could not help but to express my feelings to President Chirac. A quick search on Google, directed me to the official presidential website (www.elysee.fr) and an email address which allowed me to vent my anger directly at Monsieur Chirac, or at least one of his minions. Here is the English version of my correspondence to that most repulsive leader of Socialist duplicity.

March 2003

President Chirac,

I send my condolences. I understand your "good friend" Saddam is close to being deposed. This will put France in a very tumultuous position. Who will buy your weapons now? What will happen to the large Iraqi oil contracts France was willing to accept from the tyrant of Baghdad? With whom will you trade nuclear technology?

Once again, France has demonstrated its unerring ability to be a loser! The souls of brave men, those who have freed France more than once, cry out for your resignation.

When you lay with the Devil, you will burn in the fires of the righteous!

Ron Peacock
USA

Perhaps that last line was a bit strong! Will I be aroused by a knock on the door, only to find it is the French Secret Service? Not to worry, I will just threaten violence and they will flee in proper French fashion.