History Lessons:
The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests
and quizzes by children between 5th and 6th grade, in Ohio. Read
carefully for grammar, misplaced modifiers, and of course, spelling!
Kids should rule the world, as it would be a laugh a minute for
us adults.
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Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who
all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate
of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
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Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which
is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide
to get the ten commandos. He died before he ever reached Canada
but his commandos made it.
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November 22, 2004
By
Ralph Nader
Dear Mr. McAuliffe:
I am writing to request your immediate resignation as Chairman of the Democratic National Committee.
Under your leadership the Democratic Party has lost its direction,
no longer knows what it stands for and as a result is losing to
many of the most extreme Republican candidates in history.
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